Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Toilet Humor Classics

Not many understand toilet humor...perhaps I am the only who loves cheap jokes and cheap jolllies. Well this is just a short post on Toilet humor comedies as I work on another post of my best 'clean' comedy movies! As much as Chicks are allowed to have their Chick Flicks then guys should be alowed to have their Toilet Humor Jokes!!!!

Comedy before used to be very moderate with definite limits but the following movies broke the mould and pushed the limits to the edge.

There's Something About Mary




This is where I'd say that it all started. Back in 1998...wow this had us rolling in laughter and shocked and dismayed that Oh Hell No they did not go there!


That picture of Mary with her hair rising to the occasion is the pure comedy right there! WOW.
As for Ben Stiller's piece gettin stuck in the zipper twice...I think he even zipped over one of his testicles...damn...at his prom date's house...and him getting whisked away in ambulance with background people yelling "we have a bleeder" and "he was masturbating" Pause and finish laughing!



American Pie




Wow tempo just kept getting better and better and so was American Pie 2.

That dad is just a killer. Stiffler managed to steal the show in this series by American Pie two he was the star of the show. I loved the guy who slept with Stiffler's mum as well ...woe unto him when they pranked him with a does of ex-lax!

Road Trip




This was one crazy trip with cheap jokes and the toilet humor was plenty!
From Three fingered rectally induced ejaculations to that guy having relations with the big boned black chick. Oh this was great!



Scary Movie





One of the best comedies and spoofs of all time. Even two had some good laughs especially the Exorcist scene!



Van Wilder



There is this part where they send a basket of baked goodies to their enemies in another fraternity...loaded with semen from their bulldog...high point of nasty humor!



Do you remember this line? said by the indian guy who was also in "Harold and Kumar"

Tit! Oh, mommy. Most Indians would say "cow" because they are sacred, but I hear "milk," I think giant jugs. You see, I cannot go home a virgin. I came here to study the great American art of muff diving. To smack clam, munch rug, dine at just one American pink taco stand! You know, I wanted to, how is it, park the porpoise. You know? I want to take it through the car wash, baby. And get it waxed. I want to wax it. Wax it! You know, and air dry. Air dry that shit, yeah! And I would like to be your assistant very much, Mr. Van Wilder.

10 comments:

acolyte said...

Fao!East my dust you punks!

Archer said...

Second! Where's my medal? There's Something About Mary had me in stitches (and pain in the unmentionables) so did Scary Movie 1 2 and 3, Road Trip and American Pie 1 & 2. I think with every successive American Pie & Scary movie the creators are forcing issues and they need to quit while they're ahead. Can't remember watching Van Wilder though.

Couch 'tato said...

@aco:ebu tell them

@archer:imagine i hear there is an american pie 4...i hated 3 it started trunin into a romantic movie not the gross mmovie we were waiting for

scary movie...its funy i preferred 3 to 2 yet 4 was just ok-borderline sucked

oh trust me get van wilder-nasty as it gets!

Something about Mary=TRUE CLASSIC
we had one bliseterin for mary ...another faking it for mary...another lying for mary

Soul Mate said...

Only Something about Mary deserves any comments from me.

That is all!

Half 'n' half said...

Something About Mary was weired the first time you watch it, but hilarious the second time.
Now road trip, was way way tooo hilarious, wouldnt mind watching it again

The Devious One said...

National Van Wilder is one of the funniest movies, Im a big fan Of Ryan Reynolds....the part where they milked the dog to make the fillings for the eclairs was the mother of all pranks !

Darlkom said...

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Me said...

Woiye I have just eaten a meat pie then…a basket of baked goodies….loaded with semen from their bulldog? I don’t like you very much right now, but good post.

StackOfStiffys said...

These are good comedies alright. Scary Movie and Road Trip are tops, after There's Something About Mary. But the comedy that really cracked me up back in the day was Funny Farm. It is a, wait for this, 1988 production starring none other than Chevy Chase.

Got disappointed with the Wedding Crashers recently though.

Mr Bison said...

For a little more toilet humor try Mr Bison's Journal.

Start with this post

To Shit in India

Enjoy!