Not many understand toilet humor...perhaps I am the only who loves cheap jokes and cheap jolllies. Well this is just a short post on Toilet humor comedies as I work on another post of my best 'clean' comedy movies! As much as Chicks are allowed to have their Chick Flicks then guys should be alowed to have their Toilet Humor Jokes!!!!
Comedy before used to be very moderate with definite limits but the following movies broke the mould and pushed the limits to the edge.
There's Something About Mary
This is where I'd say that it all started. Back in 1998...wow this had us rolling in laughter and shocked and dismayed that Oh Hell No they did not go there!
That picture of Mary with her hair rising to the occasion is the pure comedy right there! WOW.
As for Ben Stiller's piece gettin stuck in the zipper twice...I think he even zipped over one of his testicles...damn...at his prom date's house...and him getting whisked away in ambulance with background people yelling "we have a bleeder" and "he was masturbating" Pause and finish laughing!
American Pie
Wow tempo just kept getting better and better and so was American Pie 2.
That dad is just a killer. Stiffler managed to steal the show in this series by American Pie two he was the star of the show. I loved the guy who slept with Stiffler's mum as well ...woe unto him when they pranked him with a does of ex-lax!
Road Trip
This was one crazy trip with cheap jokes and the toilet humor was plenty!
From Three fingered rectally induced ejaculations to that guy having relations with the big boned black chick. Oh this was great!
Scary Movie
One of the best comedies and spoofs of all time. Even two had some good laughs especially the Exorcist scene!
Van Wilder
There is this part where they send a basket of baked goodies to their enemies in another fraternity...loaded with semen from their bulldog...high point of nasty humor!
Do you remember this line? said by the indian guy who was also in "Harold and Kumar"
Tit! Oh, mommy. Most Indians would say "cow" because they are sacred, but I hear "milk," I think giant jugs. You see, I cannot go home a virgin. I came here to study the great American art of muff diving. To smack clam, munch rug, dine at just one American pink taco stand! You know, I wanted to, how is it, park the porpoise. You know? I want to take it through the car wash, baby. And get it waxed. I want to wax it. Wax it! You know, and air dry. Air dry that shit, yeah! And I would like to be your assistant very much, Mr. Van Wilder.
Tuesday, September 05, 2006
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Fao!East my dust you punks!
Second! Where's my medal? There's Something About Mary had me in stitches (and pain in the unmentionables) so did Scary Movie 1 2 and 3, Road Trip and American Pie 1 & 2. I think with every successive American Pie & Scary movie the creators are forcing issues and they need to quit while they're ahead. Can't remember watching Van Wilder though.
@aco:ebu tell them
@archer:imagine i hear there is an american pie 4...i hated 3 it started trunin into a romantic movie not the gross mmovie we were waiting for
scary movie...its funy i preferred 3 to 2 yet 4 was just ok-borderline sucked
oh trust me get van wilder-nasty as it gets!
Something about Mary=TRUE CLASSIC
we had one bliseterin for mary ...another faking it for mary...another lying for mary
Only Something about Mary deserves any comments from me.
That is all!
Something About Mary was weired the first time you watch it, but hilarious the second time.
Now road trip, was way way tooo hilarious, wouldnt mind watching it again
National Van Wilder is one of the funniest movies, Im a big fan Of Ryan Reynolds....the part where they milked the dog to make the fillings for the eclairs was the mother of all pranks !
I have one for you to blog about. Best all time movie soundtracks. I will be checking on you to see if yu have done it. Love your blog, btw.
These are good comedies alright. Scary Movie and Road Trip are tops, after There's Something About Mary. But the comedy that really cracked me up back in the day was Funny Farm. It is a, wait for this, 1988 production starring none other than Chevy Chase.
Got disappointed with the Wedding Crashers recently though.
For a little more toilet humor try Mr Bison's Journal.
Start with this post
To Shit in India
Enjoy!
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